Team Fundraising Page of The Bunker Boys

Led by local tax preparer and self-appointed thermal advisor L.W., The Submerged Allegations are diving into Narragansett Bay armed with laminated emergency contacts, several misunderstandings about penguin migration patterns, and a team chant that has been described as “more concerning than motivational.” The Bunker Boys are here in matching wetsuits (only two are zipped), and L.W. has brought a waterproof clipboard “just in case this is judged.” They’ve trained exclusively in bathtubs and emotionally intense group chats. Their only goal: make it out with dignity. Failing that—dramatic backflops and a respectful nod to Poseidon.